You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

Friday, June 23, 2006

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine.

Okay, so it is kinda hot, crowded, dirty (not the good kind), but not smelly...well, smelly but slightly spicy food smelly. I got to my hotel room finally...spent about 4hrs with the manager of the program...not a bad three hours (he knows good music), but still, after a total of an 18hr flight...okay, okay 17 cause of the delay, but still. I haven't slept since Tuesday/Wednesday evening/morning. I slept as much as one could sleep on an international flight. In-flight movies were...huh drawing blanks on titles anyway, The landing of the pilgrams when they meet the indians with colin ferrel(?), the basketball movie set in like 1960/70's with like the first time texas had an inter-racial basketball team. A few korean films, The newest harrison ford film, King Kong, and 8 Below. Now I have 13hrs on this flight. I've seen King Kong a lot and the others I didn't care for cept the Indian one but waaaayyy to slow. I would passout and awake incomfort and realize like just missed 30mins. So I saw 8 Below a lot. Never have choked back so many tears in an 13hr span.

Oh yeah, I'm in Icheon now in what could be considered a seedy motel by our standards. Bedroom and bathroom. internet and computer, VCR, and TV with porn channels and one awesome light switch. Okay, not one but one that does something cool. We got light for bathroom, light for foyer, light of the room, and ..... ..... ..... drum roll please ...... ...... ...... a light above the bed ..... ..... ..... that is red, .... ..... ..... for some bow chicha bow wowt ;) Okay, and get this I have like 200 pocket money for the next few days so this is why I didn't go through with it. Now, after I turned on the red light and had it on for like 10mins I hear footsteps coming up the stairs....high heel footsteps.....and in the enterance to this motel was a wall of porn. This may be a signal service. Why I say that, hell it could have been anyone, well I could be certain cause I have the fans going and the AC on (did I mention it was hot) but I think I heard the "someone" check my door (I locked it earlier).

Night falls fast here. it is 9pm my time and 7 am yours....yesterday....yes I am writing to you from the future.

Well, I here til Monday and then I move down to Ansung, get my money, get my bank account, get an apartment.

Oh, don't bring porn with you and if you do don't declare it. Appearently there is a law about not bringing in anything....fear of selling stuff....besides, they got shit tons here.

I'm either going to run a bath or sleep, either way see ya

P.S. Congrads to the Morgans :)

10 comments:

david golbitz said...

He's alive! And safe and sound, from the sound of it. With porn on every channel and Korean hookers just around the corner. What a marvelous place, this future world.

Megan Leigh said...

Bow chicha bow wowt!!! Brilliant. Your observations are so discriptive that I have a perfect little picture in my head of the place.

raptorpack said...

BTW, the title of the blog is in reference to when I was at last alone in my room. I had been sweating all day and when I sat on the bed and looked into...the two very large mirrors position around the bed ;)...I looked exacly like the forgeiner in Asia for the first time like in some old war movie.

raptorpack said...

I also have to mention that there is a try full of lotions and gels and my own personal water cooler.

Anonymous said...

oooh, water cooler. that's pretty...cool? are there concerns about drinking the water there?

AliKat said...

Glad you arrived safe! I can't wait to here more about your apartment (when you get it) and every other little detail. You must keep us well informed. The movies you couldn't think of the titles of are New World, Glory Road, and FIrewall. What is sad is I haven't seen any of them, yet I can still name them. I have been working at Blockbuster too long!

raptorpack said...

I don't think there is a concern with drinking water but who knows.

I knew you would be able to name which is why I gave the discriptions :)

Anonymous said...

YAY! Glad you are there safe and sound. Do I mention that I miss you already?

Anyway - Mom sends her love and to check your email for further news.

Be safe and double wrap.
k/C

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you made there in one piece. Just remember, stay away from any tough, yellow meat!

david golbitz said...

Oh my god! Rose posted a comment on someone's blog! ;)