You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Before I unleash...

Just give you a small report on the goings on of the past days.


My horrorfest reviews will be in 3 parts again and will start in the next post.


I saw Spamalot twice, I really liked it but the second time was to get a better seat and to grab a CD since I didn't have a cash on me the first time. Yay for better seat for which to see bouncing boobies better... :)


Tori Amos was good; not the best show ever but good. I took out a fellow co-worker, along with Miss Lynn and J-dog with one of their friends. We drank, we laughed, we tripped, we jaunted, we trekked, we drank, we ate, etc.


Netflix/Gamefly


All ladies do it - sexual liberation for women and the struggle of a married woman discovering it. This film has inspired me to think about an American version of it. It is an Italian/French film. What is weird, is that Americans would consider this pornographic, but it is on Netflix. There is visible penetration between the actors. Anyway, I would love to make this in America. Using porn stars (because they are, apparently, the only people who would consider fucking on film in America) and pay them as actors (on top of their porn pay)...hopefully they can act. That is what was great about this film. These weren't porn stars, they were actors who had sex on film. It really is a shame when there is a difference in our society.


Weather Woman - A weather girl becomes famous for flashing her panties while she reports the weather. That is it in a nut-shell. It was suppose to be funny but this brand of Japanese comedy isn't very funny to me. Oh, that and it sucked


Sexy Soccer - A low budget film. Get rich quick scheme of getting girls to play against Chinese boys and distract them so they can win the games. Basically, a bad soft porn from China. Sex for no reason, flash backs of sex for no reason, girls flashing and doing rather awkward dancing (considered sexy I guess), and finally the girls with big boobs don't get topless. It was like A-cup or less got the action. There was a D-cup (at least), and she got ignored the whole film even though she was add to the team because she had a D-cup (at least). Didn't make any sense to me.


Undressed for Success - Um, this wasn't even a film. It was one of those Playboy DVD's of just a girl getting nude. Seriously, It was one girl getting nude; she even gave her bios (measurements, likes/dislikes, aspirations), this btw was the only speaking during the whole thing. Why, why? Why does netflix have this on their shelves but it took forever to put Erik the Viking in their list (just added last week).


That does it for the sexplotation films for now. The next stuff on my list is Seaquest DSV. Sweet. On to gamefly.

BloodRayne 2 - Okay, not gay but lame. No boobs even.

Casshern - interesting, very interesting. Creating the ultimate human, experiment goes wrong, makes evil rulers, make one fighter to take it all down. Typical RPG type Japanese film. But cool special effects.

Captivity - Hot and sexy Eliza Cuthbert...again, not naked, but damn close. We'll break her one of these days.

Bridge to Terabithia - I loved this film. I just wanted to see the extras since I have already seen it and cried.


Castlevania: Curse of Darkness - If you liked Castlevania: Symphony of the Night you'll like this 3D version. A little time consuming but not to bad, not fantastic either. Even though the animation for your character has him running all the time, he un-freaking-believably slow. Either that, or the map is just too huge.


Beyond Good or Evil - So far I like it...kind of. You're a journalist on a far off planet. Take picture of creature for money and to investigative work. You also have a staff to fight with (so far). I played for like 30 mins.

Kagero: Deception 2 - Kinda like Trapt only much older. You are protecting some alien race by killing people as they enter your mansion...yeah.

Deception 3: Dark Delusions - similar to Trapt and Kagero only you have to fight your way out of the mansion and then re-conquer it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yay porn, at least it has to be cheaper then ordering it off of cable. But then again you have the whole waiting thing - so no instant gratification.

david golbitz said...

Beyond Good & Evil is a pretty cool game. The story is great, though I think I only got about halfway through it before other, more pressing things arose - not that I can remember what, exactly they might have been.

Maybe I should bust that one out and have a go at it again...

raptorpack said...

Yeah, I'm liking it. It good to have for renting. I don't know if I'll add it to my collection though.